RUDOLPH THE STATISTICIAN
(Tune: "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer")
Rudolph, the statistician Sampled data everywhere. Mean heights and heart conditions Calculated with great care. All of his population Gathered from coast to coast Sought out his information; He would always give the most. Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say, "Rudolph, with your pencil write, What gifts I should take tonight." Quickly he polled the children, Then Rudolph shouted out with glee: "Stats did provide the answer: Give Nintendo and Barbie!" |
I do not know the source or creator of this clever little song. If anyone who reads this does know source or creator, please let me know so that I can give proper credit.